{"product_id":"what-the-fuck-neon-sign","title":"What The Fuck","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThis is the ultimate \"reactive\" sign. It’s for the bedroom of a chaotic genius, the office of a stressed-out creative, or the living room of someone who just finds life... confusing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThe copy for this one needs to be \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003eblunt, humorous, and relatable.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWTF — The \"What The Fuck\" LED Neon Sign\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe universal reaction to 2024, your inbox, and that one text from your ex. Finally, a sign that says exactly what everyone is thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"What The Fuck\"\u003c\/b\u003e neon sign is the perfect mix of high-end aesthetics and low-filter honesty. It’s designed for those who appreciate a bit of dark humor and a lot of glowing light. Whether it’s hanging in your workspace as a silent protest or in your hallway as a vibe-check for guests, it’s the relatable masterpiece your walls have been waiting for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Energy:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelatable AF:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect gift for the friend who has no \"chill\" or the office that’s seen too many \"urgent\" emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eElectric Honesty:\u003c\/b\u003e It doesn't just light up a room; it validates your confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle Minimalist:\u003c\/b\u003e A sharp, modern font that looks clean during the day and chaotic-good at night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTechnical Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Glow:\u003c\/b\u003e High-performance LED neon. No flickering, no buzzing, just pure, bright frustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSafety First:\u003c\/b\u003e Shatterproof flex-neon on a clear acrylic backing. Stays cool to the touch even after a 12-hour shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEasy Setup:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes with a full mounting kit. Hang it up faster than you can say \"Wait, what?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetail\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eSarcastic \/ Relatable \/ Modern\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePower\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003e12V Low Voltage (Safe \u0026amp; Eco)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003e50,000+ Hours\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBacking\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003ePrecision-cut clear acrylic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyling Tip ⚡\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eThis sign looks incredible in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003eToxic Green\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eEmergency Red\u003c\/b\u003e, or \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"61\"\u003eClean White\u003c\/b\u003e. Place it directly above your computer monitor or in the entryway to give your guests a proper heads-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhat’s Included:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003eHand-finished \"What The Fuck\" Neon Sign\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003eUniversal Power Adapter (Plug \u0026amp; Play)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003eMounting Hardware\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,3,0\"\u003e[Optional] Dimmer (So you can whisper it or scream it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e","brand":"Neon","offers":[{"title":"Small:  50 x 40 cm \/ Cut to Shape","offer_id":47097467797653,"sku":null,"price":219.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small: 1.6 x1.3 ft \/ Cut to Shape","offer_id":47097467830421,"sku":null,"price":219.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0745\/2917\/7749\/files\/Screenshot_2026-03-10_at_3.50.32_PM.png?v=1773150710","url":"https:\/\/checkout.neonsigns.cc\/products\/what-the-fuck-neon-sign","provider":"Neon Signs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}